*Illogical Logic*

Agression Cookies
By Relic

So, if you're feeling really aggressive...
Here is a recipe to work the aggression out of your system!

Aggression Cookies

1 cup brown sugar
1 cup butter
1 cup flour
1 teaspoon soda
2 cups oatmeal

Mix like pie crust until soft...Beat it...hit it... pound it... pinch it...squish and squash it. Don't quit until
you've worked all those nasty aggressive feelings out of your system.

Now flatten one-inch balls of dough on ungreased cookie sheets. Use the bottom of a glass dipped in
sugar to flatten. Bake at 350 for about ten minutes.

You have now succeeded in transmuting your aggressive feelings into about 4 dozen sweet cookies:)


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